18 puns, one-liners, and groan-worthy quips — guaranteed to make you laugh (or at least otter-ly shake your head).
Q: Why don't otters ever feel lonely?
A: Because they're always in a 'raft' with friends!
Q: What do you call an otter who tells great stories?
A: A narra-tter!
Q: How do otters stay in shape?
A: They do plenty of otter-bics!
Q: What did the otter say to someone who was being mean?
A: "That's not very nice. You otter know better."
Q: What do you call two otters that are best friends forever?
A: Significant otters!
Q: What do otters use to watch movies?
A: Their stream-ing service!
Q: Why did the otter get promoted?
A: They were otterly outstanding at their job.
Q: What did one otter say before diving in?
A: "Sea you on the otter side!"
Q: What's an otter's favorite subject in school?
A: History — they love studying the ancient river civilizations.
Q: Why do otters make terrible secret-keepers?
A: Because they always let things slip!
Q: What do you call a fancy otter at a gala?
A: So-fish-ticated!
Q: Why did the otter bring a calendar to the beach?
A: Because every day is a river-sary!
Q: What do you call an otter magician?
A: Hairy Houdini!
Q: Why did the otter cross the river?
A: To get to the otter side — obviously.
Q: What's an otter's favorite kind of music?
A: Rock — they always have a favorite one on them.
Q: How does an otter answer the phone?
A: "Otter speaking!"
Q: What do you get when you cross an otter with a detective?
A: Someone who always cracks the case open on a rock.
Q: Why was the otter always calm?
A: Because it knew how to go with the flow.
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