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OtterQuotes

The internet's cutest collection of otter wisdom, otter puns, and otterly ridiculous life advice.

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Words of Otter Wisdom

Sea otter floating on its back

"Life is better when you just float and let the current do its thing."

- Every otter, probably

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Three sea otters playing together

"Hold hands with someone you trust. Especially during storms."

- Ancient Otter Proverb

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Otter standing on hind legs

"You don't need a shell collection to be rich. But it helps."

- Sir Otterson III, Collector of Shiny Things

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Otter holding something in mouth

"Why walk when you can slide? Why stress when you can delegate?"

- Chief Relaxation Otter

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Small otter standing on hind legs

"I'm not saying I'm the cutest thing you've ever seen. I'm just saying Google agrees."

- Certified Adorable Otter

Our contractors are pretty cute too
Otter close-up looking at camera

"Never settle for one clam when you can crack open a whole buffet of options."

- Professor Shellsworth, PhD in Clam Studies

Open up your options
Otter standing on a log

"The roof over your head matters. I say this as someone who lives in a river."

- An Otter With Perspective

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Sea otter swimming in ocean

"There is no otter way to say this: you deserve better than the first bid."

- Otterly Honest Life Coach

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Otterly Amazing Facts

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Otters hold hands while they sleep so they don't drift apart. Unlike your insurance company, otters actually stick together when things get rough.

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Otters have a favorite rock they keep in a special pocket of skin. We don't have pockets, but we do keep your favorite contractors on speed dial.

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A group of otters is called a "raft." Coincidentally, a raft is also what you'll need if your roof doesn't get fixed. Just saying.

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